I hate windows!
No not the glass panes that keep the outside out and the inside, but rather the Microsoft product of crass pains, that lets the outside in and keeps the inside out. Right now I sitting behind a Windows DNS server that keeps fruiting out and screwing up my IP address, so that I can no longer connect to my compy, and a Windows proxy server that is set to use the crazy insane hyper nasty password protection that nobody uses, except Maranatha.

So I thought I would entertain you with some of my fav Windows jokes.

"Failure is NOT an option. . . it comes standard with Windows."

"Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house."

"Windows: you got questions, we got a dancing paperclip"

"Oddly enough it is spelled L I N U X but pronounced "Not Windows" and it is spelled W I N D O W S but pronounced "AHHHHH!H!H!HH!!"

Well that is all I have for today.